Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Interesting Gomer Facts

Gomer's net worth in 1998: $1.5 million

Gomer's net worth in 2006: Somewhere in negative territory.

Gomer's estimated tax bill for ending the suffering: $60,000 and change.

Gomer's time to pay the tax bill: 1 Year

Gomer's Company tax payments to FUTA and SUTA over the years: Millions.

Gomer's eligible Unemployment compensation from those funds: $0.00

Gomer's theory on the whole sordid mess?: "As long as my mangled, bloody carcass remains, there will be someone there cracking bones for the marrow".

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