Where the hell is everyone?
The big auction sale is just around the corner. It's going to be so big they have to bring in porta-potties to handle the crowd.
You KNOW you have made the big time when something you put on requires porta-potties. What a scene it will be, 300-400 people dismantling my life piece by $10 piece.
...and then stopping by the lunch wagon for a hot dog before leaving a deposit in the porta-pottie. When it's done, all I will have left is a bucket full of piss, and I will have to pay someone to dispose of that as well.
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