Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Lottery Mania

It's been said millions of times, "If I won the lottery, the first thing I would do is....."(fill in the blank with your own deluded vision).

If I won, the fourth thing I would do is track down a case of 1982 Cheval Blanc Bordeaux, fly immediately to where it was located, pay whatever it took to get it, and drink a bottle right on the spot. I'd give one to Jefe too, because he would be there with me.

In case you are wondering, the first three things I would do would be:

1. Shit my pants
2. Call my Attorney & Accountant to hear them shit their pants in unison
3. Disconnect my phone and unlist my number

In reality, I would probably be doing all 4 things simultaneously.

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