The pig farming and illegal boxing caucus from Wisconsin nominated Bricktop as their candidate for the next President of the United States in a press release issued yesterday.
At a press conference Bricktop replied, when asked about his stance on the Iraq war:
"If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know what it fucking tastes like, and if you interrupt me again whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your Jacobs off."
Members of the opposition could not be found for comment.
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