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Excuses are like butts. Everyone has one and they all stink
Not all are so odiferous, and not everyone has one (e.g. Joddi's concave caboose).
Ever since I saw the "assbegone" spray on Saturday Night Live, I have been odor free. It changed my life even more than the Clapper.
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