ROFLMFAO!

So this blind man walks into a lesbian bar, sits down, and orders a drink. Pretty soon he asks the bartender "hey, I know a great blonde joke, you wanna hear it?"

A husky female voice from his left says "Sir, I have four good reasons why you should not tell that joke. You might want to listen to them before you make a jerk outta yourself."

"Shoot" says the blind man.

"Well, number one is that the bartender is a 5'11" bodybuilder and ex-wrestling champion. She also happens to be a blonde. Reason #2 is that the woman at the end of the bar is a marine drill instructor who specializes in teaching hand to hand combat. She also carries a concealed pistol and knows how to use it...and she's a blonde. Reason #3 is that the woman sitting on your right is a national Karate champion and 5'8" of solid muscle. Her hands are registered with the police department as lethal weapons...and she's a blonde. Finally, I am a high powered CEO with a black belt who crushes little men like you every day in the business world, and I happen to be blonde."

"Now, do you REALLY want to tell that joke?"





"Nah" says the blind man. "I don't want to have to repeat it four times."